Angle-Grinder Man

My new favourite superhero!!! I can't wait till I get clamped in the station car park now ;0)

Angle-Grinder Man

Crazy M

Dan has decided he'd quite like his favourite clown Crazy M to do the entertainment at his birthday party next month, so I did some investigation on the internet. Turns out she and her "silly" boyfriend (her words, not mine!) got married recently ... he's a clown too ... ever been to a clown wedding? The photos are well worth seeing!

Crazy M's wedding pics

David Blaine - Stunt or ...?

Thanks to Ulen for alerting me to a rare BBC website typo.

BBC NEWS | Entertainment | TV and Radio | Police watch on Blaine-baiters:

"Some local residents have complained about traffic coming to a standstill on Tower Bridge as motorists slow down to look at the stunt."

A dirty weekend away??

U and I are planning a very adult weekend away soon ... this place on Hayling Island is looking the favourite at the mo, because we can shag to our hearts content and have a jacuzzi!!!

The Stansfield Times

The Stansfield Times: "THE place for all the Stansfield family news. If you've got something to say, an announcement to make, a link to post or just want a moan, do it here! Any family member can post on this blog ...

My latest project. At a family gathering at the weekend I mentioned that it would be good to have a website where we could all post family news and gossip - because even though we don't often get together I'd consider us to be quite a close family.

"Ooh, what a good idea, are you offering to set it up?" someone said. And so I did ... well, it got me out of doing any house work on Sunday!

How come kids have all the fun? The kids are having a great time at Playzone and I'm sitting here bored out of my skull, not even able to read because the kids are so noisy. Roll on Monday when they are back at school. Mind you, I have found out that they have adult-only sessions here...now I wonder if I'd be brave enough to in down that big slide... ?

Sitting in Starbucks in the retail outlet in Swindon, having had a row in Clarks about which shoes my son will permit himself to year for school. He hates all of them, apparently, so on doubt there'll be more rows next week when I try and make him wear the ones I've chosen. I have shopping, how on earth people become shopaholics I'll never know, my head hurts. Can you tell how happy I am? Bag humbug grumble groan

Katie's World!

Typical. I spend hours (well, minutes) putting together some sort of nonsense for this meaningless blog in the hope that millions across the world will rush over to read my nonsense, to no avail ... and then we check out an ancient website that Katie created last year, that we haven't even thought about for months, to discover that she has had over SIX THOUSAND hits and has 564 messages waiting in her guest book!

We're presuming that she must have been selected as Page of the month or something, going by what some of the messages say, but isn't listed in the site's winners list ... and her page was registered at an old email address of mine that doesn't function any more, so we'll never know. Boo!

Katie's World!

Googlism

"alison is an enthusiastic
alison is seriously pissed off and needs cheering up
alison is in demand as a jazz vocalist and performs extensively at music venues throughout the chicagoland area
alison is a natural choice for this honor
alison is smug
alison is a partner in an airline freight business
alison is fresh
alison is literally one of utah's finest treasures
alison is responsible for building and maintaining alliances with a wide variety of community organisations and groups
alison is passionate about teaching people to live more fulfilled
alison is tall and slim
alison is one of the greatest voices in bluegrass"

Googlism

Sad Song Co

Looks like Nigel Powell felt pretty much the same about his gig in Winchester as U and I did .. but in more explcit terms! The Sad Song Co. It really bugs me when people have no respect for others ... just have to hope I never attend a gig like this again. Some varied gigs coming up in the next couple of months ... well, a few, anyway. Elbow in Bristol at the end of September, Mogwai in October and iron maiden (yes, you did read that correctly!) in December!

Chelsea Girl Rules!!!

There seem to be a fair few of us around ... Google Search: chelsea girl ... but I'm at the top! Woohoo!!!!